Just imagine how much cooler this guy would have been with a killer mustache like mine.

Did I mention that I love them Journey album covers?

Yes...it is "me...gabus".

Final vacation pix European edition.

More vacation pix from last week's family adventure.

I know...I know...I always say how I don't ever see myself visiting Las Vegas...but we were short on cash for Europe...so yeah...here ya go.

Oh the anticipation...waiting for our victory lottery number.

Some good times on my family vacation last week.

 The Bauman Family Truckster...all loaded up and ready to vacay.

Ran into a bit of trouble at the fun park.

On to Europe for tomorrow's installment.

I gotta do a photoshoot for GQ in about an hour and a half....hhhhuuuuhhhhh

Iowa State Fair

What is the Iowa State Fair...without a foot long corn dog.

After three long days...it feels good to finally have all the rides setup down at the fairgrounds.

It's that time of the year again!

Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart...There's nothing I can do...

Gabe Phelps...not the swimmer.

SHARK WEEK - THE END

Notice my composure...calm, cool & collective...no worries...I'm just chillin' like a villain in the jaws of the beast.

If only I could hear that spine tingling music in the background...I could sense that something is lurking behind me.

Sam Quint wrangled his last shark in JAWS...how ironic that he could draw the future on a chalk board.

Chummin' it up at Saylorville Lake this weekend.